reblogged from tentacletherapissed
Ok everybody…..I have this great new idea for a blockbuster movie series…..picture this…..dystopian future…….and teenagers…….oh and to spice it upheterosexual couples
yes but consider this: A LOVE TRIANGLE oh man guys we’re gonna make so much money
But, stay with me here… What if they were all… WHITE?
reblogged from filthkid
millions of real existing people fall in love with straight men. what the fuck
im still thinking about this. they dont just befriend and hang out with straight men, they get emotional about them. they think ‘this person is the best thing that ever happened to me’. i think there was a time when this phenomenon made sense to me but now it does not.
reblogged from internetmessiah
I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.